Anonymous

THANK YOU ANON :’)

A+ Hawaii.

Fly by feather, this time I’m not ready to die.

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

throwitinasupernova:

leprechaunshavefeelingstoo:

Fabulous.

Get the Gallifrey look. 

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

so Hawaii’s been fun so far. I dipped my feet in the Pacific and found the President wearing a lei and it was the best thing of my life.

powerburial:

DON’T

• make me nervous

DO

• not make me nervous

buttgenie:

sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website

giantspacefetus:

my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

Here have a cool building by the ocean that’s quite a sight from my hotel balcony.

It appears I have crossed the Pacific Ocean and have found myself on some strange island where “aloha” is a common greeting and pineapples are abundant.