THANK YOU ANON :’)
Fly by feather, this time I’m not ready to die.
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
Get the Gallifrey look.
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
so Hawaii’s been fun so far. I dipped my feet in the Pacific and found the President wearing a lei and it was the best thing of my life.
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
Here have a cool building by the ocean that’s quite a sight from my hotel balcony.
It appears I have crossed the Pacific Ocean and have found myself on some strange island where “aloha” is a common greeting and pineapples are abundant.